Cats vs. Dogs
A few follow-up links to last week’s post about rape in fandom:
- RAINN: They offer an online hotline for rape survivors and significant others, and calling their free 800-656-HOPE (4673) number in the U.S. will connect you to the closest rape crisis center.
- A list of international centers for survivors of sexual assault and harassment, via the University of Minnesota.
- The Back Up Project on LJ “…aims to make help against harassment visible and available, to create safer environments, to help women to support other women and men to challenge other men.”
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The First (Pro) Novel Survey is up to 151 responses. I’d love to break 200 if possible. I’ve posted information at the following sites:
- My blog
- SFWA (Newsgroup and Discussion Forum)
- Absolute Write
- Codex
- SF Novelists
Any suggestions for places I’ve missed? (Or feel free to pass the link on directly, if you know someone who might be interested.)
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So I was chatting with Seanan McGuire this weekend about book releases and pancakes and such when she mentioned something fascinating. Apparently every time she posts a picture of her cat, her Amazon ranking improves.
Forget book trailers and contests. The key to writing success is cute animals. But it got me wondering … would a dog picture have the same effect? Can we prove once and for all whether cats or dogs have the superior selling power? Can we finally put an end to the age-old cats vs. dog dispute?
I believe we can! I spent Sunday afternoon chasing our poor pets around until I got the following pictures.
This is our new dog Casey. As you can see, Casey has a lot of toys, but she’s most possessive of that copy of The Stepsister Scheme [Mysterious Galaxy | B&N | Amazon].
And this is my cat Flit, all curled up and ready to go to sleep on her copy of Goblin Quest [Mysterious Galaxy | B&N | Amazon]. (Just as soon as she gets her belly rubbed, that is.)
So there we have it. Having posted two animal pictures, my sales should now go through the roof. I’ll compare this week’s Bookscan numbers to last week’s for both books and figure out the percentage change. So tune in late next week for indisputable scientific proof of whether cats or dogs are better.
Sewicked
March 1, 2010 @ 10:26 am
What?! No ferrets!
Jim C. Hines
March 1, 2010 @ 10:29 am
An unforgiveable oversight on my part, one which I shall remedy just as soon as I do part two of this study, currently planned for early 2035.
missalena
March 1, 2010 @ 11:32 am
HAHAHA!!!! Well, now I’ve seen a picture of that really, really cute kitty. Guess I HAVE to buy your books now! Damn! You’re so devious, Jim.
Jim C. Hines
March 1, 2010 @ 1:07 pm
Wow. That worked better than I expected 🙂
KatG
March 1, 2010 @ 3:56 pm
There are several theories that John Scalzi’s entire success has been due chiefly to his putting up pictures of his three cats and one dog on his blog. Neil Gaiman also puts up pictures of his dog and sometimes cats (I believe he lost one recently to illness.)
Jim C. Hines
March 1, 2010 @ 5:31 pm
I remember seeing Gaiman’s post about losing his cat a short time ago. It was quite touching.
As for Scalzi, I don’t think it was the animals alone so much as the taping of bacon to the cat that really propelled him to Internet fame.
You know, we’ve got some salami in the fridge. Now where’d that cat go?
Rachael
March 5, 2010 @ 12:38 pm
A couple days ago I was begining to read The Stepsister Scheme, which apperantly upset one of my dogs because I wasn’t petting him..SO he came up and sat on my lap while i was reading..more like on me. Which surprised me because he doesn’t like sitting on me…he liikes sitting next to me.
Jim C. Hines
March 5, 2010 @ 2:47 pm
We’ve got a dog like that. Attention is to be paid to *her*, and when she’s in that mood, anything that takes away from paying attention to her is a bad thing 🙂
Rachael
March 5, 2010 @ 4:14 pm
Lol yeah. One of my dogs he just wants to be alone and doesnt like to be annoying at nap time, which for him..is all the time. My other dog will go crazy happy if you leave a room for a minuite and then come back..He has a double persanality, and the dog park he will bark at any dog in the area, at home he seems like the nicest dog ever…if you think that..you haven’t seen him protect a hole in the ground. 🙂