An Apology to The Write Agenda
The other day, I wrote that my candidacy appeared to have annoyed the folks over at The Write Agenda. They’ve written to explain that no, not only have I not annoyed them, they’re actually pleased with my candidacy, wishing me the best of luck and describing me as “a potential Moses.”
Okay, I admit this was not what I was expecting, and even threw me off-balance a bit. So I went back and checked the comments that referenced my “bad reputation” at TWA.
First of all, I was shocked to discover that, despite having three different names, those comments appeared to have come from the same person! What a shocking twist. And the IP address puts this individual on a computer at Matawan Aberdeen Library–
HOLY CRAP, IT’S ANOTHER TWIST!!! By an incredible coincidence, Matawan also happens to be the home of “literary agent” Barbara Bauer:
Barbara Bauer Literary Agency, Inc.
[Street Address Removed]
Matawan, NJ 07747-2944
Some of you might recall Ms. Bauer from such blog posts as Making Light’s Dumbest of the Twenty Worst, the discussion at Absolute Write, alerts from Writer Beware, and more.
Now, according to a great deal of research by Writer Beware, The Write Agenda appears to be associated with Robert Fletcher and Strategic Book Publishing, a.k.a. Strategic Book Publishing and Rights Agency, along with a number of sockpuppets.
While the Write Agenda seems to have a fairly cozy relationship with Ms. Bauer, it’s also true that The Write Agenda have their own sockpuppets, like “Nick Caruso” and “Lizzy Greenberg” and “Michael Sigvagni.”
Ms. Bauer–or whoever from Mattawan, NJ happened to be posting those comments–seems to have adopted a different approach, using the names of authors and others she feels have wronged her for her sockpuppetry.
I’ve watched enough Criminal Minds to realize what this meant. The signatures didn’t match, and I was accusing the wrong unsub!
Man, do I have egg on my face or what? I MIXED UP THE SOCKPUPPETS! Mea culpa, and I apologize to Robert and everyone else at The Write Agenda for getting their sockpuppets confused with those of Ms. Ba–I mean, the “anonymous” commenter from New Jersey.
Alycia
March 12, 2013 @ 8:40 pm
Wow… I just had a look at the comments. The girls school I work at has less snarky bullying. Who are these children?
Victoria Strauss
March 12, 2013 @ 10:59 pm
Babs has commented on my blog a time or two using the real names of people who’ve criticized her. I can always tell it’s her–not just by the IP address, but because she can’t resist mentioning googlebombs, lewd licking actions, and/or Miss Snark.
T. Nielsen Hayden
March 13, 2013 @ 1:18 am
Cripes, Barbara Bauer and her obsession with “lewd licking actions.” It’s just embarrassing.
Where’s C. Lee (Cheryl) Nunn? Doesn’t she usually turn up for these occasions?
Jim C. Hines
March 13, 2013 @ 7:48 am
Lewd licking actions? I don’t want to know, and yet…
T. Nielsen Hayden
March 14, 2013 @ 2:09 pm
What you have to understand is that Barbara Bauer can’t distinguish between (1.) things she doesn’t like people saying and/or doing; (2.) offenses which can be prosecuted in a court of law; and (3.) individuals she’s already mad at for other reasons.
If I take everything she’s said about “lewd licking actions” at face value — which of course I don’t, but bear with me here — the impression I get is that someone may have once modified a photo of her in a way which suggested that LLAs were taking place. Maybe it was animated; maybe it wasn’t. Maybe the incident never happened at all. I certainly haven’t seen any such artifact.
Bauer jumps straight from believing that the LLA incident took place, to “Making Light, Absolute Write, SFWA, Wikipedia, and Miss Snark are personally responsible for portraying me engaging in lewd licking actions.” To give you some idea, she also held us personally responsible for the time someone yelled a bad word at her in traffic, and an incident where someone threw rocks at her house one night, and may have broken a window. These beliefs, and others just as daft, cropped up repeatedly during discovery.
In the end, what do we know for sure? Only this: that Barbara Bauer spends a lot of time thinking about lewd licking actions.
Jim C. Hines
March 14, 2013 @ 4:24 pm
Wow. Just…wow.
Brian Hines
March 15, 2013 @ 10:42 am
I suppose everyone needs a hobby.
Vicki
March 17, 2013 @ 7:38 pm
Bloody hell, man, you made me snerk bourbon up my nose. Ow.