Bookplate Frustrations
A week or so back, I offered to send bookplates to anyone who would be giving one or more of my books for the holidays and wanted to transform them into “autographed” books. I’ve done this for the past few years, mostly because it seemed like a nice thing to do for my fans and readers. (And hey, maybe it would encourage a few more people to buy and give my books as gifts.)
This year, that offer was picked up by various “Free stuff!” blogs. You can see a little of this on Twitter.
Off-topic, “samplesexpress” is not the best Twitter handle, folks. Also, thanks to Mike for the shoutout on my comic!
Anyway, my Inbox started popping with messages from folks who had never heard of me or my books, but wanted their Free Stuff! This created a problem. I don’t have the time to send this to everyone who surfs the freebie blogs, e-mailing for every offer that shows up. And since these bookplates cost me money to have printed and to mail, I can’t really afford to do so, either.
Sometimes it was easy to tell the person was just angling for Free Stuff. An e-mail with nothing but a mailing address? Deleted. (In my post, I asked people to let me know which book they were buying, and who they were giving it to.) Another person asked for an autographed bookplate to go in Kitemaster … a book which is only available in e-book format.
For the rest, I tried to come up with a way to separate genuine readers/fans from the folks who are basically reverse spamming me. I sent out quick e-mails explaining my situation and asking them to tell me the first word on page XX of whatever book they mentioned.
This is all making me rather cranky, especially when people are unable to answer but continue to e-mail. Either they’re expending a rather disproportionate amount of effort trying to trick me into sending them a silly little sticker, or else they’re genuinely trying to get something nice to go with a gift of my book(s) and we’re somehow miscommunicating, which means I’m basically being a dick by making them jump through more hoops.
At this point, I’ve updated my original blog post to let folks know the giveaway is over. It’s too late for me to mail anything to arrive for holiday gift-giving anyway. For the handful of folks who e-mailed me back, I think I’ll just send the bookplates and err on the side of not-being-a-dick.
But dang … this was not how I wanted to feel at the end of this thing.
On the bright side, I’m at 96,000 words in the rewrite of Libriomancer, and while it’s going to be tight, I still expect to make my deadline. Yay me!
Nichole
December 22, 2011 @ 7:26 pm
Wow. You try to be a nice guy and you get screwed over by mooches. That sucks. Sorry dude.
Jim C. Hines
December 22, 2011 @ 7:48 pm
I wouldn’t call it getting screwed over, but it was definitely frustrating…
Nichole
December 22, 2011 @ 8:05 pm
It strikes me as enormously rude to take such advantage of a person’s time and generosity.
I thought your offer was a really nice gesture to your fans at Christmas.
If the Princess Novels were in hardcover, I would have hit you up for my girlfriend, who *loves-loves-loves* them. As it is, we already have all four in paperback. Put them out in hardcover with a nice dust jacket and it would make a nice gift.
Jim C. Hines
December 22, 2011 @ 9:05 pm
Thanks!
I don’t think we’ll be seeing the princesses in hardcover any time soon, I’m afraid. (Though we are getting a trade paperback goblin omnibus, so who knows what might happen down the line…)
J
December 24, 2011 @ 8:46 pm
You do what you think is best and if anyone complains they can go @#$% themselves. Yer not being a dick for wanting to do a nice thing and then trying to keep it in the right spirit.
liz
December 26, 2011 @ 12:50 am
You sent me a bookplate awhile back and it was the best thing ever. I’m still very thankful to you for that.
Pinky and the Brain got pretty close to actually taking over the world with “free t-shirts!”, so what can you really expect?
Tegan
December 26, 2011 @ 7:39 am
I found your first book in the Princess series by random browsing this past summer and read it all in one sitting- I couldn’t put it down. I’m hoping to get the rest of the series today with my new gift card for a book store.
If you decide to do this freebie thing again, I hope you have better luck. It’s hard to believe the amount of rude people willing to do that kind of thing at this time of year. Hope you had a Merry Christmas, and have a Happy New Year!