Group Cover Pose Reveal!
1/21: You can now bid on an autographed 16×16 print of this amazing piece of…art! All proceeds benefit the AFS. Details available here.
Yesterday afternoon at 3:00 p.m., a group of authors set forth on a great challenge. In the hallowed halls of the DoubleTree Hilton, they stripped down and waited patiently while powder was applied to certain overly shiny scalps. Author and photographer extraordinaire Al Bogdan prepared his hand-painted backdrop, set up his camera and flashes, and laid out the rubber raft.
The time had come. John “Waffle-man” Scalzi, Patrick Rothfuss, Charles Stross, and I took our places around Mary Robinette Kowal. We had come to Dearborn not for the glory, but to fulfill a promise made weeks ago, that if the good people of SF/F fandom raised at least $5000 for the Aicardi Syndrome Foundation fundraiser, we would attempt to duplicate the cover of Young Flandry.
The fundraiser brought in more than triple that amount. And thus did the five come together, prepared to endure great pain and sacrifice all dignity to support a very worthwhile cause and simultaneously try to point out that, darn it all, some of our SF/F are just ridiculously sexist, you know?
I’d like to thank ConFusion for hosting our photoshoot and reveal, the other authors for being such wonderful fun and good sports, and Al for donating his time and expertise.
And now, my good internet, ARE YOU READY?
Behold, in all its glory, the results of the ULTIMATE COVER SHOOT!
That’s Mary’s Hugo award filling in as our slightly off-kilter rocket, by the way.
Once I’m home and recovered from the con, I’ll have an additional surprise to announce about this picture ๐ But for now, I hope this made your weekend better.
Malsperanza
January 19, 2013 @ 6:42 pm
MASSIVE WIN.
Frances Silversmith
January 19, 2013 @ 7:16 pm
Thank you Jim. That did make my weekend. ๐
Amanda
January 19, 2013 @ 7:51 pm
This made me SO. HAPPY.
badducky
January 19, 2013 @ 7:54 pm
This would be a better next cover for the SFWA bulletin than what we just had for #200, by a factor of about 200.
Kristine
January 19, 2013 @ 8:21 pm
Incroyable!
And yes, it would be a great response to the Bulletin cover.
JC
January 19, 2013 @ 8:38 pm
You all are EPIC Awesome! Thanks so much!!
KatG
January 19, 2013 @ 9:18 pm
Oh, thank goodness you were all wearing shorts. Also, Stross was slacking — the back is supposed to be arched. ๐ There is going to be a poster, right?
Anya @ On Starships and Dragonwings
January 19, 2013 @ 9:18 pm
Oh my god the expressions are priceless! Jim you just don’t have quite the side cleavage though ๐ (and can I just say the original cover… just wow)
Mel
January 19, 2013 @ 9:19 pm
A galaxy of yes. ๐
M. Fenn
January 19, 2013 @ 10:13 pm
Outstanding! *applause*
Elizabeth Moon
January 19, 2013 @ 10:41 pm
That…is a winner. Absolutely perfect.
Ken Marable
January 19, 2013 @ 10:58 pm
That is a thing of beauty. That deserves not only a slow clap but also a single tear at the amazing magnificence of it all. Thank you for sharing this with us.
Matt Hurlburt
January 20, 2013 @ 12:08 am
So it was Pat who had the shiny scalp, right?
Jaws
January 20, 2013 @ 1:48 am
I would have been slightly less appalled if Scalzi had been wearing a halter-top, like his “counterpart.”
GoddessCarlie
January 20, 2013 @ 3:25 am
It’s perfect. Well done. Masterpiece.
Charlie Stross
January 20, 2013 @ 10:28 am
KatG, I’m game for a re-shoot with my back arched … if you’re game to pay the bill for my spinal fusion surgery afterwards. Deal?
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Jim;
Hee-lar-i-ous. I’d be happy to participate should the time and occasion permit.
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KatG
January 20, 2013 @ 3:30 pm
I believe Jim is in charge of the medical bills issue. I give you all points for nailing the facial expressions.
Jim C. Hines
January 20, 2013 @ 5:52 pm
Oh, I think there were many tears involved ๐
alala
January 20, 2013 @ 6:28 pm
That? Was beautiful.
NK
January 20, 2013 @ 6:31 pm
That is a thing of BEAUTY.
Sally
January 20, 2013 @ 6:58 pm
I see you got the most complex pose (with the legs) and Rothfuss is the most covered. As it should be.
Scalzi should have worn a halter top, maybe. Plus he’s not on both knees with Mary’s butt on him.
Stross, I am disappoint. No arched back, shades instead of come-hither look? Nope.
Mary as always is awesome. I believe she could keep a man-harem in line.
Jim C. Hines
January 20, 2013 @ 7:01 pm
I think part of the issue is that Charlie Stross actually has all of his ribs. And while some of the poses might not look as bad, believe me when I say every one of those people was in a fair amount of pain. Charlie in particular had to practically dislocate his left shoulder to get this pose.
Beth
January 20, 2013 @ 7:07 pm
That is a thing of beauty (and horror). Too bad you couldn’t get Scalzi and Hines into speedos for this though, that would have just nailed it.
Sally
January 20, 2013 @ 7:11 pm
Maybe next time he needs a curvy back pillow to support the spine.
Did he need the shades b/c otherwise he’d be blinded when the flash reflected off all that pasty-white manflesh (and his Saran Wrapped chest)?
The background is also most impressive. Kudos Al.
Jim C. Hines
January 20, 2013 @ 7:31 pm
He needed the shades because they were awesome!
Honestly, I wouldn’t expect most people to be all that tanned in the middle of January, but FWIW, I find the confidence and security it takes for these folks to join me on that stage in these ridiculous poses pretty damn attractive and sexy.
Alyssa
January 20, 2013 @ 8:13 pm
THANK YOU!!! I only heard about what you’re doing in an article today but I really appreciate your drawing attention to this issue!!! Made my week.
ALF
January 20, 2013 @ 8:20 pm
Jim, this is a masterpiece! Thank you for the laughs!
Tasha Turner
January 20, 2013 @ 8:41 pm
The original cover, eek, what were they thinking? You all rock for putting time, effort, and artistic integrity to this. Well done.
Jeannette Quirk
January 20, 2013 @ 8:49 pm
I am slightly sad you can’t see the daintily crossed legs and delicately pointed toes of Rothfus because frankly, that makes the picture. The cropped version still shines in mighty awesomeness despite the lack of shapely Rothfus leg. Bravo!
Jim C. Hines
January 20, 2013 @ 9:01 pm
The uncropped version is coming soon ๐
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Laura Resnick
January 20, 2013 @ 10:05 pm
The gods themselves do tremble!
Sally
January 20, 2013 @ 10:05 pm
I think it’s also the perfect contrast to the fact that the originals all seem to have bathed in spray tan. Not real tan, fake.
Sally
January 20, 2013 @ 10:14 pm
Honestly, I don’t think you guys should have powdered your scalps. The original women are very shiny.
Ellen W.
January 20, 2013 @ 10:19 pm
My reaction was to squeal “wheee!” and giggle. That really is one of the worst offenders of tacky sci-fi covers too. God on all of you.
Kim
January 20, 2013 @ 11:45 pm
Patrick’s pucker… I can’t look away from it…
Michael Rowley
January 21, 2013 @ 8:25 am
Laughed out loud on the train when I saw this. People stared… Worth it though!
katjapants
January 21, 2013 @ 9:09 am
Oh my God, this is glorious.
Darlene Marshall
January 21, 2013 @ 9:50 am
This is a cover for the ages. Y’all are a credit to SF fandom and pros alike. Good work on the fundraising too!
pooks
January 21, 2013 @ 11:29 am
“Five of science fiction’s authentic geniacs.”
Anne C.
January 21, 2013 @ 11:49 am
Absolutely gorgeous. I give you kudos for the hardest pose (both legs friggen up? Ow!), but all of you did wonderfully well, especially considering you’re made of flesh and blood. Patrick’s expression is absolutely priceless. Wonderful work, Jim, Pat, John, Charlie, and Mary. Wonderful.
Annalee
January 21, 2013 @ 11:51 am
yup. Pat and Charlie’s duckface-lips are especially awesome.
tmso
January 21, 2013 @ 12:29 pm
I have to ask, what year was the original cover published? Please say it was sometime the 1950s…
Jim C. Hines
January 21, 2013 @ 12:39 pm
Afraid not. This came out in December of 2009.
Thomas M. Wagner
January 21, 2013 @ 2:37 pm
And it’s Baen. ‘Nuff said.
Poul Anderson deserved better, as does Flandry. If you’ve read the stories, you’ll know that, while certainly not PC by today’s standards, they emphatically were not about some intergalactic lounge lizard playa with his own private harem. Seriously, there aren’t enough facepalms in the world…
Sally
January 21, 2013 @ 4:56 pm
With the coy feet and the duck lips, Rothfuss really nailed it. (see full version)
denisetwin
January 21, 2013 @ 10:11 pm
YAY~ Congratulations Jim! Awesome charity work with your fellow writers, Kudos for organizing this fund raiser!
Gaie Sebold
January 22, 2013 @ 4:41 am
That…no. I have no words. I am a writer and you have taken away all my words with this gloriousity. I may have to sue.
Mels
January 22, 2013 @ 10:08 am
I think my favorite part are the kissy faces Stross and Rothfuss are modeling.
Mark Shainblum
January 22, 2013 @ 12:09 pm
God, this is brilliant! Like the Hawkeye Initiative* on steroids, with a jet-pack. Maybe it’ll even have an effect in cover-design-land. Maybe? D’you think?
*http://thehawkeyeinitiative.com/
Mark Shainblum
January 22, 2013 @ 12:12 pm
Only in that alternate reality where Photoshop, hair gel and breast implants were invented 40 years early.
Jim C. Hines
January 22, 2013 @ 3:06 pm
It’s possible. I don’t know how much of an impact, but I’ve read that at least one art director at a major publisher has been watching the project, and that it’s affected the way she approaches cover art.
Jim C. Hines
January 22, 2013 @ 3:06 pm
Don’t sue! I have a deadline coming up. I NEED extra words!!!
Gaie Sebold
January 22, 2013 @ 7:43 pm
๐ Oh alright then. You did cheer up an otherwise unbearably crappy week.
Anne Gray (@zer_netmouse)
January 22, 2013 @ 8:14 pm
It’s just not the same with Patrick’s cherubic-ly pointed toes cropped off. I really hope you will released the whole, not-cover-proportion, image into the wild.
(both the picture and the panel/event in which you presented them were great!)
Jim C. Hines
January 22, 2013 @ 8:18 pm
It’s sort-of posted through the auction page, but yes, I’ll also be posting the actual, uncropped photo ๐
And thank you!
Dave
January 22, 2013 @ 10:02 pm
Rothfuss is amazing. That guy is now my hero. I mean, everyone looks great, although it strikes me that the male figure in the original is remarkably generic. ‘Pants’ sayeth the Oatmeal.
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Bex
January 25, 2013 @ 4:20 pm
Wow, that took an excerpt out of the the wrongest place. I swear that sexism is not one of my favorite things.
Jim C. Hines
January 25, 2013 @ 4:21 pm
Nice try. But we will not be duped! We know ALL ABOUT YOUR PRO-SEXISM CAMPAIGN!!!
The_L
January 27, 2013 @ 9:44 am
This is the best gender-flip photo yet! I feel like getting friends together and doing a few amateur shots myself. I mean, you kind of expect weird sexism from some authors, just because it’s so bad in their writing *coughcoughjohnringocoughcough* but it’s weird to see women sexualized in almost every SF/F cover, even when the books themselves are written by feminists of either sex.
My personal pet peeve is the most recent cover art of Powers That Be by Anne McCaffrey/Elizabeth Anne Scarborough. The original cover from the 90’s has Yana Maddock looking the viewer straight in the eye, in a powerful stance, wearing a parka and a yellow bodysuit. It does a great job of portraying Yana as she is described in the book, and illustrates both the cold climate of Petaybee and Intergal’s failure to provide suitably-warm clothing at the same time. The current cover has a much-younger-looking Yana (shouldn’t she be at least 30?) looking offscreen with an “I’m a weak woman, somebody save me” expression, wearing a thin shirt that’s hanging off her shoulder (she would freeze to death in that). It’s also badly whitewashed (old-cover Yana actually looked like the half-Navajo described in the book; new-cover Yana looks very, very Anglo). I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the first-edition PTB cover was painted by a woman, while the newest cover was designed by a man.
Nenya
January 29, 2013 @ 8:29 am
This is so beautiful it makes me shed a tear. Especially the full shot with Mr. Rothfuss’s toes! ๐ I do feel it is appropriate that you be in the most, er, flexible pose, Jim. And Ms. Kowal is ever so suave in her suit and gun.
*applause*
Sue Tigar
February 4, 2013 @ 1:42 pm
I agree that Scalzi needs some sort of bustier in this photo to make his transformation complete. What impressed me the most was Mary’s iron clad willpower to look tough while all the shenanigans commenced around her. I bow to all of you for doing this!
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sharon
February 15, 2013 @ 12:16 am
This was hiliarious and beautiful. And by “beautiful”, I mean that I appreciate the message and the spirit behind it.
jj
March 16, 2013 @ 1:01 am
If the cops come to my house because they heard someone laughing their butt off, it’s all your fault!
p
March 20, 2013 @ 6:27 pm
wow, he turned Poul Anderson in to Laurell K. Hamilton.