Cover Posing for a Good Cause
TOTAL RAISED: $15,430
Long ago (in internet terms), I posted a series of pictures in which I attempted to duplicate the cover poses of various fantasy heroines. This quickly became my most-viewed blog post ever. Later, in response to various calls of, “But men are objectified too!” I did a follow-up, posing like the men in order to illustrate the difference in how men and women are portrayed.
Since then, I regularly get emails and Tweets pointing me to genderswapped Avengers, men posing like car wash cheerleaders, and more. (I now have a better understanding of how John Scalzi must feel as the internet’s unofficial Emperor of All Things Bacon.)12/16/12
The other thing I get are requests to pose like various covers, whether it’s the Catwoman comic or the latest spinally-challenged urban fantasy heroine. At one point, a friend on Twitter said they’d pay $5 to see me try a particular pose. And that gave me an idea…
Welcome to the first annual Cover Pose Fundraiser
I spent a while trying to decide what cause I wanted to support. And then something happened. One of my high school classmates Jen posted on Facebook that she needed a ride to the hospital. Her eleven-year-old daughter Madison was in the hospital as a result of complications from a rare condition known as Aicardi Syndrome. It was the first time I had seen Jen in ages.
Madison died a few days later.
I had learned about Aicardi several years earlier, from my friends Michael and Lynne Thomas, both of whom are active in the SF/F community. Michael is an author as well as Managing Editor at Apex Magazine, and has been an Associate Editor for Mad Norwegian Press. Lynne is a curator, editor, podcaster, and two-time Hugo winner.
Their daughter Caitlin has Aicardi Syndrome. I felt fortunate to be able to introduce Jen to Michael when Madison was first diagnosed, trying to connect her to a source of information and support.
This is a condition which affects 1 in 105,000 girls born in the U.S. It causes brain malformation, visual problems, seizures, developmental delays, and other medical complications. Most research puts the life expectancy for people with Aicardi between 8 and 16 years.
I can’t imagine what these families go through trying to care for their children. It’s one thing to have a child with a known condition, like diabetes. (I swear, I can’t throw a cupcake without hitting another diabetic.) It’s hard, but diabetes is treatable. It’s better known. There are others who can ease your fears and help you through.
Aicardi Syndrome is incurable. It’s hard to diagnose. It’s scary and overwhelming, and most people have never heard of it.
The Aicardi Syndrome Foundation is pretty much the only source in the United States for funding into research on this condition. The foundation also funds a family conference every two years, paying for hotel rooms, flying in researchers, and even covering many of the meals. It unites families fighting this disease, connecting them to a network of support they might otherwise never find.
I’m asking people to donate to the Aicardi Syndrome Foundation. In exchange, I will give you what the internet has deemed my most important contribution to society: ridiculous cover poses. All you have to do is email me at ASF@jimchines.com letting me know how much you donated. If you give more than $25, please include a copy of your receipt from the foundation.
I’ll pick donors at random to suggest covers for me to try to duplicate. My only rule is that it has to be PG-13 or less.
As an added bonus, if we hit $1000, I’ll challenge award-winning and bestselling author John Scalzi to a competitive pose-off.
Targets at which you get new cover poses are:
- $100 – Goal reached! Cover posted: Tangled Threads, by Jennifer Estep.
- $250 – Goal reached! Cover posted: Man of my Dreams, by Johanna Lindsey.
- $500 – Goal reached! Cover posted: At Grave’s End, by Jeaniene Frost.
- $750 – Goal reached! Cover posted: Catwoman Vol. 1: The Game (The New 52).
- $1000 – Pose-off with John Scalzi! – Challenge posted, and it is GLORIOUS! Vicki Pettersson’s The Taste of Night.
- $1500 – Goal reached! Pose coming soon: The Dragon Variation, by Sharon Lee and Steve Miller.
- $2000 – Goal reached! Cover posted: Summoning, by Carol Wolf.
- $2500 – Pose-off with Scalzi, Round Two. Scalzi has challenged me to a Christmas-themed rematch! Challenge Posted: Christopher Bennett’s Only Superhuman.
- $3000 – Goal reached! Cover posted: A Brush of Darkness, by Allison Pang.
- $3500 – Goal reached! Cover posted: Fear Itself: The Fearless, Volume 1 #12.
- $4000 – Goal reached! Cover posted: Captain Vorpatril’s Alliance, by Lois McMaster Bujold.
- $5000 – Goal reached! Behold the group cover pose for Young Flandry, starring yours truly, along with John Scalzi, Pat Rothfuss, Charles Stross, and Mary Robinette Kowal!
- $6000 – Goal reached! Pose coming soon: Green, by Jay Lake.
- $7000 – Goal reached! Cover posted: Alien Diplomacy, by Gini Koch.
- $8000 – Goal reached! Cover posted: Bitten, by Kelley Armstrong (HC edition).
- $9000 – Goal reached! Cover posted: Fangs for the Mammaries, edited by Esther Friesner.
- $10,000 – Goal reached, thanks to a very generous donation by Joe Posner. Joe asked for a recreation of Kevin Bolk’s Avengers Booty Assemble pic, which brings a whole new level of meta-parody to this thing. I’m still thinking about how best to do this one.
- $12,500 – Goal reached! Cover posted: Phoenix Rising, by Pip Ballentine & Tee Morris. (See also Tee and Pip’s awesome response here!)
- $15,000 – Holy crap. Goal reached! Looks like I’m going into the calendar business! I’m thinking I’ll probably aim for a 2014 calendar to give me time to do this right. I’ll try to do both downloadable wallpapers and a printed calendar. Thank you all so much!!!
So there you have it. I’ll keep the fundraiser open through the end of the year, and will update regularly with the total raised and with links to the cover poses as we hit our goals.
Thank you.
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December 3, 2012 @ 10:58 am
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Jen
December 3, 2012 @ 12:24 pm
Thank you Jim!! This is an amazing thing you are doing for a wonderful cause!!!
jen again
December 3, 2012 @ 3:49 pm
ok completely amazed by this! To all of you donating:
THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE ENTIRE AICARDI SYNDROME FAMILIES HEARTS!!
Mel
December 3, 2012 @ 8:35 pm
Fantastic. Can’t wait. 😀
Don’t have a lot, only working temp, but I’ll find a few dollars for this.
Michelle
December 4, 2012 @ 1:28 am
Jim – my daughter Zoe is 7. She is an Aicardi girl – and of course knows Caitlin and Madison. Your write-up is excellent. Clear and to the point. Thanks for doing this – I’ll publicize! M
Denisetwin
December 4, 2012 @ 10:01 am
Loved your first two posts on this subject, and kudos for this followup! I’ve shared on Facebook!
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The Grumpy Buddha
December 4, 2012 @ 1:37 pm
If we hit $5000 or so, I think people are pretty much going to demand buttcrack.
Jim C. Hines
December 5, 2012 @ 8:19 pm
Um…
Does it have to be mine?
The Grumpy Buddha
December 6, 2012 @ 11:20 am
For $5000 (or some other amount that’s up there) I’m pretty sure that we will expect to see you, Hines, and whatever other celebrity geeks we can get (paging Mr. Wheaton) lined up in one gloriously hideously glorious shot, buttcracks and all!
Admittedly, what I’ve just described sounds like more of a 10k thing, but still …
(FYI, I will be donating — given my house just flooded causing ridiculous amounts of damage, I need all the good karma I can get — but I want to see how much I can get you folks to promise first … I need to dig through some Todd McFarlane Spawns from way back in the day, find something completely ridiculous.)
The Grumpy Buddha
December 6, 2012 @ 12:32 pm
Duh, after editing I ended up with “you, Hines” instead of what I meant to say, “you, Scalzi …”
Jim C. Hines
December 6, 2012 @ 7:03 pm
I’m told Wheaton is unlikely, but I’m working on plans for $5K and $10K…
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Anna Haugen
December 9, 2012 @ 4:48 pm
Uh, can I donate *not* to have to see his buttcrack?
Lacey Fitch
December 10, 2012 @ 4:18 pm
Hi my name is Lacey Fitch I am 22 and my sister Hannah is 19. She has aicardi syndrome just like Jim is talking about above. I am so blessed to be reading about this and love the fact that he is raising money for our foundation. I am a blessed 22 yr old to have a sister like Hannah she
May not be able to talk, walk, or communicate in a lot of ways like we do but that’s ok because she is perfect in every way!
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December 11, 2012 @ 8:43 pm
Here via Scalzi. This is awesome.
Definitely going to check out your writing, and I’d donate if I didn’t need to scrape up $3k for a root canal.
Your blog is really, really, really screwed up on my browser, though. I’m not sure why. I’m seeing five inches of space on each side, and the actual content is in this 2 1/2″ strip down the center… not sure how to fix this. I’d like to follow but the frames are crazy. :<
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December 12, 2012 @ 10:29 am
I’m just curious how Mary Robinette Kowal will handle the shirtless cover poses of the men….. 😉
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Jim C. Hines
December 16, 2012 @ 3:00 pm
Hi Lacey! Thanks for commenting, and for talking about Hannah. I’m glad she has such a loving sister, and I hope you both have a wonderful holiday season!
Greis from Argentina
December 17, 2012 @ 1:38 pm
This is amazing. Thanks for doing this. Have you contacted Neil Gaiman to pose? I understand he’s a busy man, but I believe he would accept the challenge anyway.
Jim C. Hines
December 17, 2012 @ 2:21 pm
I did, actually. But it sounds like he was too busy to fit this in.
Carol
December 18, 2012 @ 12:53 pm
So if your highest goal has been reached are you going to readjust your goal and add more tiers/more poses? 🙂
Jeff Linder
December 18, 2012 @ 1:02 pm
Holy carp! 10K!
Jen Thill
December 18, 2012 @ 6:35 pm
THIS IS AMAZING!!!
TO ALL WHO DONATED, SHARED THE LINK OR JUST HOPED AND PRAYED THAT JIM COULD DO IT, FROM EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US AICARDI FAMILIES, AND OUR CHILDREN:
THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH FOR THIS WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS PRESENT!!!
GOD BLESS YOU ALL!!
Jim C. Hines
December 18, 2012 @ 7:28 pm
I should probably figure out something, eh?
Jim C. Hines
December 18, 2012 @ 7:29 pm
I know!!!
Anne Gray (@zer_netmouse)
December 25, 2012 @ 8:29 pm
I think you guys should do the booty ensemble cover pose at ConFusion, and sell tickets… (proceeds going to the Charity, of course)
Elizabeth Anne Ensley
December 31, 2012 @ 4:05 pm
Being on a fixed income, I couldn’t do a lot; but I just made a small donation. Every little bit helps, right?
Jim C. Hines
December 31, 2012 @ 4:16 pm
It does, and thank you so much. There have been a few large and amazing donations, but I think the bulk of what we’ve raised has been from a larger number of people making the smaller donations they could afford.
It makes a very real difference.
Jen & The Aicardi Families!
December 31, 2012 @ 11:36 pm
ON BEHALF OF THE ENTIRE AICARDI COMMUNITY I WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND OUR EXTREME GRATITUDE TO JIM, TO ALL THOSE THAT DONATED WHAT THEY COULD WHEN THEY COULD, TO ALL OF YOU WHO TOOK THIS LINK AND SHARED IT WITH YOUR WORLDS, TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO TOOK THE TIME TO HELP RAISE MONEY AND AWARENESS FOR SUCH A WONDERFUL CAUSE! DECEMBER 1ST, “WE” (THE AICARDI FAMILY) WERE PRETTY MUCH ON OUR “OWN”, RAISING MONEY THE ONLY WAY WE KNEW HOW…BY CREATING AWESOME PRODUCTS AND SELLING THEM TO OUR OWN AICARDI COMMUNITY. AND NOW, THANKS TO THE EFFORTS OF ALL OF YOU, WE NO LONGER FEEL LIKE WE ARE ALONE!!! MOST OF US ARE SPEECHLESS WHEN WE SEE THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF MONEY BROUGHT TOWARD OUR CAUSE, AND AS I SIT HERE AND TRY TO TYPE, I FIND MYSELF (MOSTLY) IN THE SAME BOAT! I CAN NOT FIND THE RIGHT WORDS NOR CAN I SAY IT ENOUGH: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!
Amy Costa and family
January 1, 2013 @ 12:44 pm
Jim,
Our daughter Amy (age 24) has Aicardi Syndrome, and what a journey it has been for our family! We cannot thank you enough for doing this fundraiser. When Amy was diagnosed in 1988, we were truly lost. No doctors had the answers to our questions, and with no internet to search for information and make connections with other families, we felt so alone. The Aicardi Syndrome Conferences and the families we have met through these gatherings have been our lifesaver! The Aicardi Syndrome Foundation is so generous, and this donation will not only help fund research, but will also help new families see that while this is a different life, it can also be a wonderfully reqarding one. Thanks again from all the Aicardi families!
Oz
January 1, 2013 @ 7:07 pm
I will buy the 2014 calendar! And pay a premium so you can raise even more for charity!
Oz
Brit Miller
January 1, 2013 @ 11:47 pm
Thank you so much for your kindness! As a Aicardi mommy, I am so grateful!
Jim C. Hines
January 2, 2013 @ 8:01 am
You are most welcome. I’m so happy that we were able to help.
Jim C. Hines
January 2, 2013 @ 8:03 am
I’ve heard nothing but good things about the work the ASF does. All the best to you and your family.
Jim C. Hines
January 2, 2013 @ 8:04 am
I was rather speechless myself when I saw the final total, to be honest 🙂
I’m so glad we were able to help.
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January 18, 2013 @ 3:56 am
I saw a story about you on the BBC. These covers are brilliant! As a long standing female SF fan – thank you for making the point in such an amusing way ! Man of my Dreams and Alien Diplomacy are particularly wonderful.
Jim C. Hines
January 18, 2013 @ 8:13 am
Thanks, Annelise!
faith
January 18, 2013 @ 11:50 am
Thank you! As a mom to two girls who love sci-fi, anime, d&d gaming etc. it is nice to see this topic get more attention.
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Jim,
I didn’t hear about this before the end of the year, but I just donated anyway. It is a great cause, and a fan-tastic job of fundraising you have done. I loved all the pics above, and I am looking forward to seeing (and buying) the 2014 calendar. Thanks again for a great sense of humor, compassion and generosity!
Christine
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January 20, 2013 @ 5:51 pm
Thanks so much, Christine. Having talked to the AFS, every donation really does make a huge difference!
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January 21, 2013 @ 12:05 am
Excellent work, both on your part and for the donors who have supported you. I love the way Paypal makes it easy to donate to a worthy cause in any country, even if (as in my case) one’s bank account contains only funny looking New Zealand dollars.
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January 21, 2013 @ 10:06 am
I am fairly certain the ASF will happily take your funny-looking dollars 🙂 And thank you so much!
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Kathy
February 10, 2013 @ 2:59 pm
This is so awesome. I have a daughter now 24 with Aicardi Syndrome.
I just wish we had all the information and guidance we have today and on the other hand we still
have a far way to go.
I just happened to run into this surfing the net. Wish I knew about it before.
We live too far away and my daughter cannot fly, so we have never been to an Aicardi Syndrome Foundation Convention but hopefully with the help of people like you we can have them in different areas.
Thank you,
Kathy
Jim C. Hines
February 11, 2013 @ 7:47 am
Thanks, Kathy. I hope so too.
All the best to you and your daughter.
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